Thriller Criminal Activities (2015) is a crime flick with some truly unexpected plot twists. A group of buds stumble onto a money dealing that seems too good to be true. Blinded by dollar signs, they don’t realize that they’re getting involved with some shady characters, and after they lose their money realize that paying back the debt is the only way to survive. In order to avoid the ruthless kingpin the foursome must successfully kidnap a family without a ton of kidnapping experience on their résumés. Your résumé will include touching yourself after you see the gorgeous, pouty-lipped Michael Pitt vigorously banging a chick in the back seat of a car. Now if we could just get a look at his stick shift!