Cynthia (2018)

There's no greater gift in this entire world than the joy of parenthood, right? Wrong! This is sadly the lesson that a pair of parental hopefuls learn in the hilariously wicked horror comedy Cynthia. Scout Taylor-Compton plays new mom Robin while Kyle Jones plays proud papa Michael. Their perfect life is completed with a child, but it doesn't take long for the duo to realize that their child isn't a child after all. It's a lethal monster hell bent on murder! What ensues is campy horror fun for the whole family. What we're really loving about Cynthia is that the casting agent has one heck of an eye for man candy! The aforementioned Kyle Jones is such a cutie, and only four minutes in the movie we get to see his sweet little body as he chats with Scout Taylor-Compton in the bedroom. But the real magic in Cynthia comes just under an hour into the movie. The stacked and jocky Ben Whalen pounds a woman from behind while standing with his buns hanging out of his pulled down pants! He delivers some choice dirty talk while taking her from behind, when the monster comes up behind him and pierces through his body, spraying blood all over the woman. She's so into it because she presumably thinks that she's being showered in Ben's cum. Same gurl! But she soon realizes that she's actually covered in his blood. Hey, we've had worse dates! With Cynthia, come for the hilarious horror, stay for the woman who thinks Ben's cuming on her but it's really blood.