Electra Glide in Blue (1973)

Electra Glide in Blue is a classic retro action movie with a little action for us! The super cute vintage hunk Robert Blake plays a motorcycle highway patrolman who yearns to take on more responsibility. He gets his wish and is assigned to combat menacing hippies descending on Arizona. But there's a twist. Blake actually gets caught up in all of the hippie action, and begins to see things from their side. Electra Glide in Blue is a little time capsule into the culture and politics of the early 1970s, but honey, there ain't nothing little about Robert Blake's time capsule! It certainly looks like Robert Blake is packing a nice big dick and some gorgeous balls. How do we know this? Because he shows off his stuff in some amazing retro tighty whities! This is in addition to the gratuitous looks we get of his ass in the same undies as a very lucky lady checks him out as he exercises. Forget Electra Glide, we need some Astroglide!