Hide and Creep (2004)

Hide and Creep (2004) takes place over the course of a mere day in Alabama. Everything about the day is wrong from the beginning—the diner is serving Pepsi instead of Coke, some dude wakes up in a tree, and the college football game won't play. Things get much worse when all the dead start waking up as zombies and attacking the townspeople, making everyone fight for their lives. One of these pour souls is Michael Shelton, who wakes up on the forest floor with no pants on,  giving us an up close look at his peen! We get to see it again in a graveyard when he does a little spin while being held at gunpoint. Thanks for not hiding your creeper, Michael!