Human Capital (2013)

In between releasing Caterina in the Big City (2003) and The Leisure Seeker (2017), filmmaker Paolo Virzì whipped out his big … pic Human Capital (2013). Also known as Il capitale umano, this skinternational flick features the Italian language. Yet whenever the actors shed their threads, there’s no need for conversation! Based on Stephen Amidon’s acclaimed novel, the cinematic adaptation follows two families. One is led by wealthy Giovanni Bernaschi (Fabrizio Gifuni), who is so sure of himself, he lets his junk hang out of his open robe! The other patriarch is Dino Ossola (Fabrizio Bentivoglio), a struggling real estate agent expecting twins. Fearing the new addition will break the already fragile bank, Dino decides to leverage his daughter’s relationship with Giovanni’s son and manipulate his way into the family’s hedge-fund. But after a fatal hit and run accident, plans unravel and the lives of both families are altered forever. But not before lovely Luca Ambrosini (Giovanni Anzaldo) shacks up with his naked lady, who asks him why he’s keeping his shirt on. It’s a valid question, but at least Mr. Anzaldo has his ass out! The film features Tribeca Film Festival Best Actress Valeria Bruni Tedeschi as well as Valeria Golino, Matilde Gioli, and Gugliemo Pinelli. While playing Massimiliano Bernaschi, Mr. Pinelli twice touts his taut torso — first rushing out the door to chase his girl, and later in swim trunks as he tosses her in the pool. As you can see, Gugliemo will make a splash in your jeans!