Love and a Bullet (2002)

Apples and oranges. Batman and Robin. Ebony and ivory. Push and pull. Smoke and mirrors. Ying and yang. The world is accustomed to plenty of common couplings. But Love and a Bullet (2002) isn’t one of them. However, that doesn’t mean this action thriller isn’t worth watching. Thanks to the writing/directing team of Ben Ramsey and Kantz, a hitman’s world is turned upside down when he falls in love with his boss’s girlfriend and then finds out that she might be his next target. In fact, he begins to reflect on his life choices and decides to turn over a new leaf. Of course, this remains to be seen. Speaking of seeing things, we love looking at the hitman since he’s played by handsome Anthony Criss, who is better known as the hip hop rapper Treach. The muscular hunk has washboard abs which we get to view in a few scenes. Better yet, he performs a striptease at the 45-minute mark. After getting naked, Treach throws his woman over his shoulder and carries her to bed. The skintastic act highlights his bare back and firm ass. We even get a fleeting glimpse of the leading man’s thick rod when he puts her down. This revealing shot shows the rapper has nothing to be shy about. Although the scene is relatively brief and is kind of dark, the Hershey-colored star is damn hot. They say chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands. But this scene will make you use your hands!