Mandy (2018)

Unrelated to the Barry Manilow hit of the same name, Panos Cosmatos' Mandy (2018) is an action-packed, drug fueled joyride with plenty of man candy! It's 1983 and Red Miller (Nicolas Cage) is living with his girlfriend Mandy Bloom (Andrea Riseborough) in the California wilderness. Unfortunately, those same mountains are home to the "Children of the New Dawn" cult and their charismatic but quite violent leader Jeremiah Sand (Linus Roache). When he sets his eyes on Mandy, he won't let anything stand in his way. When she rebukes his advances and mocks his musical talent, he enlists some bikers to kidnap her, then lights her on fire. Pissed at the death of his honey, Red transforms into a vengeful maniac who uses his crossbow, an axe, and a whole lot of hallucinigenic drugs the cult use to keep their cannibalistic biker buddies in check, to slaughter every member of the cult he can. Nic goes full throttle, uncaged in this flick, but he never goes full frontal. At one point, he's in his whitey tighties absolutely raging as he drinks a bottle of whiskey on the toilet. He's screaming, but we're dreaming after seeing that fine outline! Mr. Man would be happy to replace Mandy if he's lonely after getting his revenge! Lock the door, it's time to give ourselves a Mandy handy! It's hard to steal the show from Nicolas Cage going all the way over the top in an action movie, but Linus Roache does exactly that when he takes off his robe, in one of the best disrobing scenes that Mr. Man has ever seen. With Mandy all tied up and loopy, h stands in front of her and slowly opens his robe to reveal his proud penis. We'll join any cult if it means getting to play with that cock! Grab us the Kool Aid, we're about to get laid! Sure, it's a hyper-violent revenge flick, but those scenes in Mandy will have you quite randy!