Molly and Lawless John (1972)

If you're stuck in jail looking at a long sentence, you can try to dig a tunnel, hop the fence, take out a guard and stal his clothes, or if you're a charismatic and handsome charmer with all sorts of big dick energy, just woo a woman and have her break you out. It's a timeless technique that recently worked in 2015's Escape at Dannemora, and proved just as effective back in the 1800's in Molly and Lawless John (1972). In this Western, the incarcerated Lawless John (Sam Elliott) is stuck in jail, looking at a long sentence. But while trapped behind bars, he realizes the Sheriff's (John Anderson) wife Molly (Vera Miles) is being neglected and mistreated by her husband. Suddenly, John sees an opportunity he can seize on. John proves successful in wooing the petticoat-clad beauty, and before long the two are rolling through the dust on the outskirts of town. But life on the run with a bad boy is only fun for so long. When they save the life of a Native baby along the way, Molly realizes what a heartless killer John really is, and starts to question her decision to hitch her wagon to the fugitive. Freaky Friday (1976) director Gary Nelson’s shoot-’em-up garnered a PG rating, so unfortunately there’s not a whole lot of flesh on display. However, the always rugged and sexy Sam does tease with a scene at the waterin’ hole. Unfortunately, he never takes off the Longjohn's to show us his dong. When he catches Molly spying on him during a bath, he rises out of the water and turns toward her. It’s too bad the camera goes up as he does, but Sam’s chiseled old west chest will load your pistol! He might be lawless, but Sam's body is flawless in Molly and Lawless John!