Passengers (2016)

Despite being panned by critics, Passengers (2016) was a big hit at the box office — not to mention the interest it earned in Mr. Man’s spank bank! The PG-13 rated flick examines the highs and lows of intergalactic romance. Problems arise when space passenger and mechanical engineer Jim Preston (Chris Pratt) arises 90 years before the ship is scheduled to reach its destination. With no way of re-entering the age-preserving deep slumber he was in, Jim realizes he will die of old age before landing. Instead of facing the rest of his life alone, the dude wakes up Aurora Lane (Jennifer Lawrence). For those who aren’t Disney fans, Aurora is the name of Sleeping Beauty (1959). And Ms. Lane is one of the ship’s prettiest passengers. Unaware that Jim has changed her fate, Aurora warms up to him. What choice does she have? But eventually their resigned relationship is compromised when they discover something evil is threatening to take down the entire ship. Good thing there’s an android bartender (Michael Sheen) on board to pour them a stiff drink. Speaking of stiff ones, you may get aroused when Mr. Pratt flashes his bare back and bum while taking a shower just 6 minutes into this flick. If that’s not hot enough, the hottie steams up the screen when struts his stuff in the buff at the movie’s 20-minute mark. The skintastic act showcases his nude booty. Needless to say, Chris puts the ass in PASSengers. Prepare your pocket-rocket for blast off!