S.W.A.T. (2003)

The crime thriller S.W.A.T. (2003) is a pretty boneheaded movie even by the already lowered standards for a movie based on a 1970’s television show. The film follows the adventures of an elite S.W.A.T. team, headed by Sgt. Dan Harrelson (Samuel L. Jackson). Working underneath Harrelson is Jim Street (Colin Farrell), a special weapons expert; T.J. (Josh Charles), the veteran on the force; Chris Sanchez (Michelle Rodriguez), a tough single mom; and Deacon (LL Cool J), a cut up crack up. Together, the stellar team must transport Alex Montel (Olivier Martinez), a French crime boss, to federal authorities. But it won’t be an easy task, considering Montel has a ten million dollars bounty on his head. Who cares about Montel’s head, because you’ll be going ga-ga when you get a gander at LL Cool J’s abs and pecs in two different scenes. Mr. Man would like to see this rapper unwrapped!