Sex and Death 101 (2007)

The uproarious black comedy Sex and Death 101 (2007) features sexy Simon Baker as Roderick Blank, a soon-to-be-married man who receives a troubling email that lists the names of every woman he has ever and will ever sleep with. Obviously, he thinks it's stupid until he sleeps with the stripper at his bachelor party who he knows as Precious, only to find out that her real name is Carlotta (Jessica Michele Kiper), and she was, in fact, on the list. Whoa! Roderick decides the only way to stay faithful to his fiancé (Julie Bowen) is to bone all the women on the list before he marries them. Meanwhile, 90s icon Winona Ryder appears as a vigilante calling herself Death Nell, who hunts down men that take advantage of women and puts them in comas. When she leaves her license behind at the scene of her latest crime, Roderick realizes she's the last name on his list and struggles to figure out what to do about it. Better figure something out, Roderick! Otherwise, you'll be made to pay for every dirty deed you've done with that rod! Mr. Man would die for a night with Simon Baker! Simon bakes us up a bunch of butt shots as he pulls his pants down and daydreams about chopping off his cock to get around the magic of the list, as well as when he gets caught boning some babe and has to run out of her house before her dad finds out. Plus, there are all sorts of sex scenes where he shows off his abs as he's crossing names off the list! Those scenes will give you a sore wrist! This class is all about the ass! Sign us up if this is the stuff they're teaching in Sex and Death 101!