The sardonically irreverent French film Sexual Chronicles of a French Family (2012) from Jean-Marc Barr and Pascal Arnold is bound to deliver a bounty of foreign assets into your spank bank! The flesh-filled flick follows three generations of Frenchies who share their past sexual experiences. After 18-year old Romain (Mathias Melloul) is caught filming himself jerking off in the library, his relatives open up and delve into their relatively racy history. It seems that all of the guys have sexual conquests below their belts and share their tales in an attempt to prove it’s a normal part of life. Inspired by such stories, Romain sets out on a quest to lose his virginity. As such, he flashes his abs, sack and erect shaft 25 minutes into the flick! Moments later, a mademoiselle rides the hard rod on a naked man (Benajmin Houot) while Pierre (Nathan Duval) lets it all hang out as he pleasures himself. In another scene, Monsieur Houot and Monsieur Duval double team different women. No wonder the term “ménage à trois” is French! If that’s not erotic enough, Hervé (Stephan Hersoen) reveals his hairy chest, black pubes, junk and rump during a hump. The same can be said for Cédric (Grégory Annoni). Man alive, does this family even have time to sleep? Michel (Yan Brian) also exposes his dick, balls, and butt while banging his lady love. Yes, the film utilizes un-simulated penetrative sex, never shying away from the reality of the situations. Let’s hear it for method actors!