Predating the similarly themed American TV show CSI: Crime Scene Investigation by a solid four years, Silent Witness is an English crime series that has been running since February 21, 1996, which makes it one of the longest running shows on television in any nation. The show follows a team of forensic pathologists and forensic scientists solving crimes in various English locales. For the first eight seasons, it centered around Pathologist Sam Ryan (Amanda Burton), a Northern Irish woman who watched her cop dad get exploded with a car bomb, only to rise up the ranks of the pathology world to become a Cambridge lecturer. She'd head back to Northern Ireland eventually, at which point viewers were introduced to Sheffield's Dr. Nikki Alexander (Emilia Fox), the sexy blonde South African who went to all the best schools. Highlights from the series include one where there's a giant car crash that kills eleven people, but also leaves behind an arm that doesn't belong to anyone, one where the UK deals with its own version of the Washington D.C. sniper, and one where the pathologists have to investigate the death of a fellow pathologist, only to realize he might have used his skills to fake his own death. But if Mr. Man's being honest, he'll admit the best episodes are the ones where he gets to witness some hot dudes taking their clothes off. The juicy Joel Robinson brings us some phenomenal nudity in season twenty, episode seven “Covenant: Part 1.” Joel shows off his beautiful bare bod when he gets chased around a factory in his underwear. The scene goes from sexy to gross pretty fast when Joel gets a bucket of blood and guts dumped on him by his coworkers. Later in the episode we get another look at the shirtless Joel still covered in blood! This British babe will definitely get your blood pumping! Andrew Knott is even naughtier, though! We see his bare buns while he gets strip searched and interrogated! Staying silent might mean keeping your mouth shut, but our jaws were on the floor seeing that booty. With hot men like that, no wonder Silent Witness has been the talk of the town for over two decades and counting!