Squeal (2022)

Sometimes ultra-low-budget horror movies deliver nudity that's too strange or gory to appreciate. Sometimes the nudity is delivered by an unconventionally attractive actor. Sometimes the nudity isn't very good in the first place. Squeal is none of these things. This horror comedy stars Kevin Janssens as a man named Samuel who is traveling across remote parts of Eastern Europe in search of his long-lost father. What he finds is the deranged daughter of a pig farmer, who takes one look at Kevin and decides to keep him for herself. Don't blame you girl! She kidnaps him and turns him into a slave, at times demanding that Kevin wear no clothes at all. Nothing scary about that. Kevin is a gorgeous daddy who has a perfect uncut penis, which he wields with abandon! We'd love to make this man squeal!