The Automatic Hate (2015)

The Automatic Hate (2015) is more about forbidden love than it is the two brothers beefing with each other. Plus, there's a butt shot that'll have you unzipping your holster to crank one out full auto! The movie begins with Davis Green (Joseph Cross), a professional chef living in Beantown with his suddenly overly emotional girlfriend Cassie (Deborah Ann Woll). Out of nowhere, he's greeted by a strange, sexy blonde babe named Alexis (Adelaide Clemens) that he's never seen before. Although Davis grew up his entire life believing his dad Ronald (Richard Schiff) was an only child, Alexis tells him that his dad had a brother and that she's his cousin. After grilling his grandpa about his long-lost uncle (Ricky Jay), Davis realizes Alexis is telling the truth and heads with her to her family's remote, chaotic farm in upstate New York. There he becomes attracted to Alexis, and the two embark on a taboo romance before their families finally clash in a cataclysmic showdown. But Davis' girlfriend Cassie isn't going down to this kissing cousin without a fight, either. Watch for the wild twist that reveals hooking up with a family member is something that runs in Davis' family. From wild twist to burning wrist, whenever Joseph Cross' buns hit the screen, it's automatic that Mr. Man's pants come off. Luckily for us, there's a scene where the onetime child star does some very adult things with Adelaide in an old hunting lodge. He's getting Ade-laid, and we get a great shot of his pasty keister putting in the work between her legs! Atta boy, Joseph! Sure, the topic's a bit gross but we definitely didn't hate that scene in The Automatic Hate!