The Protector 2 (2013)

The bartering of elephants leads to death and a lot of kicking and punching in the martial arts drama The Protector 2 (2013). When Kham (Tony Jaa) refuses to sell his beloved elephant Khon to Suchart (Adinan Buntanaporn), a middleman that plans on selling the animal to some dude that works for LC (RZA), a hard ass gangster, the shit hits the fan. Well, because he couldn’t secure the elephant, Suchart turns up dead at his home in Bangkok, and Kham gets blamed for his death, forcing him to skip town in a hurry. While on the run, Kham crosses paths with his old friend Sergeant Mark (Mum Jokmok). Together, the two dudes will have to fight off a shit ton of bad guys to stay alive. There’s a lot of fighting, but there’s very little skin. The hunky Jawed El Berni flaunts his abs while he lounges in bed and checks his texts. Call me, baby!