Thor: The Dark World (2013)

The Mighty Thor (Chris Hemsworth)---Marvel Comic’s sexy, long haired, hammer-swinging blonde superhero is back in another epic battle to save Earth and all its Nine Realms from Malekith (Christopher Eccleston), a bizarre and devious enemy that actually predates the universe, in Thor: The Dark World (2013). Longtime Game of Thrones director Alan Taylor's lone go at making an MCU film centers around the dark elf Malekith finding out that Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) has discovered some Aether. What's that? It's an incredibly powerful liquid that comes from an infinity stone which can be turned into a superweapon. Malekith tried to use it a few centuries ago, but got beat down and had to flee with his tail between his legs. But when he hears Aether's back he heads to Earth ready for round two. Thor has to go make sure he fails to get the Aether, but this job is too big for one fine piece of Ass-gard, so he must team up with his jealous brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston), who also tried to destroy the planet in the previous installment of the franchise. Of course they'll succeed, but Malekith and his quest for Aether will be nothing compared to the trials that lie ahead of them. Chris Hemsworth saves us from comic book boredom as he loses his Asgardian gear, flaunting his chiseled physique as he runs some water over his abs. We were dying for more Thor seeing those well-defined abs and absurdly erotic pecs while walking around after his bath. But the better skin scene comes when Stellan Skarsgard runs around in the nude during a news broadcast that catches him going insane. Sure, he's a bit older and it's supposed to be funny, but seeing his pixelated pecker will have you going nuts! Keep your tall, dark and handsome dudes, we'll take the fair-haired fellas of Thor: The Dark World!