Tin Can (2022)

Tin Can is a harrowing and well-received Canadian horror movie about a scientist named Fret who wakes up to find herself trapped in the titular tin can. Well, actually, it's an incredibly small holding cell that keeps Fret (played by Anna Hopkins) alive, but not much else. We're trapped inside the tin can with Fret as she pieces together the events that led up this her waking up inside of this confined space. As a scientist on the outside world, she was on the brink of discovering a cure for a deadly pandemic, which just might have something to do with her current predicament. We'd be trapped in a confined space with her costar Simon Mutabazi any damn day! This guy is a total dream, and he's got the goods to boot. In one scene, Fret sneakily pulls out Simon's thick fluffy penis as he sleeps in bed. She then goes so far as to inject something inside of his urethra. Bold move! This man is simply divine and we refuse to get over that amazing penis. It's a can alright. A Red Bull can, at least. We give this movie a Tin out of Tin!