Virtual Sexuality (1999)

In the British flick Virtual Sexuality (1999), we meet Justine Alice Parker (Laura Fraser), a frustrated 17-year-old virgin who is itching to take the plunge into womanhood. Based on the novel “Virtual Sexual Reality” (1994), this R rated pic mixes comedy, drama and science fiction to convey a fantastical coming of age tale. Imagine Weird Science (1985) if the sexes were changed. Because Justine has her eye (and hopefully her crotch) on her classmate Alex Thorne (Kieran O’Brien), she enlists the help and advice of her friends Fran (Marcelle Duprey) and Chas Lovett (Luke de Lacey) to fix them up. But when the chaste chick’s date with Alex is nixed, she creates her perfect mate on a virtual reality machine. After an unexpected explosion, the computer spits out Jake (Rupert Penry-Jones), the bloke Justine was designing before the accident. When he displays his naked T&A, we can see why he’s Justine’s dream guy! After a hilarious mix up, Jake catches the eye of Isabel Yasmin “Hoover” Clarke (Natasha Bell), who just happens to be the frustrated virgin’s archenemy! As you may expect, this movie includes the stereotypical high school locker room scene. As such, we are treated to views of many nude dudes, including a topless Mr. de Lacey. That goes double for Mr. O’Brien when he struts his stuff in the buff — revealing his abs, ass, pubes and shaft! Nice student body. Suffice it to say, Virtual Sexuality is bound to raise Mr. Man’s school spirit — among other things!