Sirens (1993)

Sam Neill plays the real-life artist Norman Lindsay in the comedy flick Sirens (1994). Hugh Grant is Anthony Campion, the uptight cleric sent to curb the carnal course of this canvas-stretching provocateur. He's working on a portrait of the sirens, mythical hotties that lured sailors to a watery grave with their alluring song. Portia de Rossi, Pamela Rabe, Elle MacPherson, and Kate Fischer provide the tempting flesh for his masterpiece. It’s only a matter of time before Campion is camping out at Neill’s studio, trying to captures glimpses of the artist’s flesh-filled world. Mark Gerber cuts through all the female skin and goes completely naked, including all his meat and potatoes, in two scenes. That’s enough to get your sirens going off!