Did someone say gravity-defying dingalings? Oh, literally no one did? Gotchya. Celebrity nudity is all about perspective, so for no reason at all, we decide to turn some of our favorite celebrity penises upside down. We know we know we know. We're geniuses. We've seen these hot cocks non-upside down tons of times, but there's something about seeing a cock dangling from the air that really does it for us. Hey, we need to make our own fun! Scroll through this glorious gallery of upside-down penises and ya, that's like, it I guess?
Aaron Taylor-Johnson in A Million Little Pieces
Shia LaBeouf in Nymphomaniac: Vol. 1
Ewan McGregor in The Pillow Book
Joe Dallesandro in The Loves Of Ondine
Tom Mercier in Synonyms
Henry Eikenberry in Euphoria
Mauro Lorenzin Cheeky!
Josh O'Connor in God's Own Country
Thaddeus Rahming in Hall Pass
Michael Fassbender in Shame
(And here they are upright, in case you live in No Funland USA)
