Owen Wilson Nude

With his incredible sense of humor, unique nose, mop of blonde hair, and his comforting voice, Owen Wilson has easily become a favorite of moviegoers everywhere. The soft-spoken sweetie obviously became a favorite of famed director Wes Anderson–Owen co-starred in his films Bottle Rocket (1996) and The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), while he co-wrote Rushmore (1998) with the filmmaker. Owen made us laugh in comedy hits like Zoolander (2001), Meet the Fockers (2004), Wedding Crashers (2005), and The Darjeeling Limited (2007). More importantly, the handsome funnyman showed his beautiful backside in the romantic comedy You, Me and Dupree (2006). Owen’s butt made a reappearance when he portrayed the titular character in the goofy film Drillbit Taylor (2008). He can drill us anytime! It was in the side-splitting flick Hall Pass (2011) where Owen’s hot tub adventures spilled over and turned funny and phallic-filled. What a skin-ticing scene! Sophistication hit Owen when he portrayed the nostalgic screenwriter in the Woody Allen hit Midnight in Paris (2011). We love our men funny and smart. Owen doesn’t owe us anything! In fact, we owe him nothing but gratitude for his candid contributions to nudity in cinema. We love you, Owen. Keep up the good work, and please keep your pants down as much as possible. You can also catch him looking sexy as hell in movies like Zoolander 2 (2016), Masterminds (2016), and Bliss (2021). One thing's for sure...if Owen ever sheds those threads again (and this time fully) our spank banks will be overflowing with masturbation fuel. Waow!