Trixie (2000)

As the titular character in Trixie (2000), Emily Watson is given the assignment to play a gum-snapping bimbo from Chicago who works as a security guard but dreams of being a detective. The dialogue written for her is pretty much the greatest hits of Yogi Berra, as told to Norm Crosby. Every sentence out of her mouth is filled with malaprops, inappropriate uses, mixed metaphors, and confusion. (She introduces herself as a private "defective".) Everyone in the film is guarded and suspicious as though they might have been the perpetrator, and the audience is taken for a comedic, thrilling ride as Trixie proves that she's more than a pretty face.

Rumor is that Dermot Mulroney said he’d perform the role as long as no B.S. make-up was spackled over a butt cheek birthmark, and thankfully the hunk got his way! In addition to some looks at young Mulroney's money maker as he stands by the window on a boat, check out full frontal from Tyler Labine! Trixie will have you whistling Dicksie!