U Turn (1997)

It’s a lucky day for gambler Sean Penn in U Turn (1997) when his Mustang breaks down in a miserable Southwestern town. Mechanic Billy Bob Thornton is in no hurry to fix his car, but there’s plenty of good trouble with the local womenfolk. Claire Danes is plenty hot as a determined young flirt, and Jennifer Lopez is positively fatal as a dissatisfied dame who thinks Penn’s just the guy to murder her hubby Nick Nolte. Too bad that Nolte’s also thinking that Penn should kill his scheming wife. Twists and turns ensue, but Lopez helpfully steps in to straighten Penn’s penis.

Here at Mr. Man we’re up-and-down on this film (And you know us, we’d really prefer to just be going down).  There’s a few sex scenes, with some must-see thrusting action but we figure once you start down Penn’s long road, there’s no turning back.