A Tiger's Tale (1987)

Based on Allen Hannay III’s novel Love and Other Natural Disasters, the 1987 adaption A Tiger’s Tale, follows high school student Bubber Drumm (C. Thomas Howell) who has a thing for his girlfriend’s alcoholic mother, Shirley (Kelly Preston). Shirley carries out the affair under the nose of her daughter, Rose (Ann-Margret). We see why Kelly Preston can’t resist the lure of Mr. Howell’s pleasure plough! Well, you know the deal. A tryst this sexy is never kept secret for long, and when it does come out Rose seeks revenge by poking a hole in her mother’s diaphragm. Of course C. Thomas’s semen is always seaworthy.