Bolero (1984)

Written and directed by her husband John Derek, Bolero (1984) was a box office bomb starring bombshell Bo Derek as a virginal British boarding school graduate traveling the world to find the right guy to deflower her. It's the 1920's and Mac MacGillvary (Bo Derek) is a rich orphan who grabs her bestie Catalina (Ana Obregon) and sets out on a tour of the world looking for the right man to take her virginity. Setting out on a quest for a foreigner to put it in her, she starts by heading to Morocco and finding an Arabian sheik (Greg Bensen) to do the job, and though things look promising at first, after a trip on a private jet to a beautiful desert oasis, he falls asleep on her. Boo. Disappointed, she moves onward to Spain, where she finds a bullfighter named Angel (Andrea Occhipinti) to do the job. Younger and more athletic, he succeeds where the sheikh failed, showing off his glorious ass and thrusting upper body in the process. But after sticking it in her, he is immediately gored during a bullfighting accident. Instead of ditching this dude, Lida is determined to help nurse him back to help, beginning with becoming a bullfighter herself. But when she gets kidnapped by the sheik who wants another shot at Bo's body, things get chaotic for our freshly fornicated schoolgirl! While we were horny like bulls seeing Andrea's ass as the master of ole became Mac's first lay, Bo isn't the only one getting action. We get to see the buns on Ian Cochrane when he rips off his kilt to enchant another lucky lady with a long look at his peen. Great Scot, he's hot! What we wouldn't give to be her. Bolero might've been a box office bomb, but those dude's asses were the bomb, for sure!