Adam & Steve (2006)

Set in the heart of the Big Apple, Adam & Steve (2005) is a comedy about how one night of getting your back blown out, doing some blow, and ultimately blowing a chance at true love can come to haunt you for decades. Back in 1987, Adam (Craig Chester) was a shy gay man who fell head over heels for the dancer Steve (Malcolm Gets). But just when their relationship is about to blossom, Steve does some cocaine that was cut with baby laxatives, and dookies all over Adam's floor. Ashamed, he runs away, never to be seen again. Or at least, that's what you'd expect to happen. Instead, in 2004 they bump into each other again, and since Steve doesn't do a bump of baby butt blaster laced booger sugar, the pair fall in love. Things are going great, but when the two realize they've met before and Adam admits that disaster ruined his relationships for a while, can Adam and Steve get past the past or are they going to break up a second time? Watch for Parker Posey and Chris Kattan adding some star power to the flick Mr. Chester managed to write, direct and star in. But the power to stiffen your pecker belongs to Malcolm "As hot as it" Gets. Adorned like a hair metal frontman, early on in the movie Malcolm is putting on a pervy performance on stage and flashes his sweet rear to the audience. That'll be the genesis of your big hair fetish! Later he is getting ready to hook up with a guy and strips completely nude. You will shake it like a Polaroid picture when you see his fine, fit body and taught cheeks getting ready for action. Just don't remove a rib to try and pleasure yourself! You'll need to grab a paper towel during a shower scene where Malcolm’s character sees Craig Chester’s character getting into the shower. Throw in Noah Segan as a twin that makes out with Malcolm in the shower, and the forbidden fruits in Adam & Steve will be seriously tempting your serpent!