Alice (2019)

What would you do if you were a sexy blonde wife who just discovered that her husband had squandered away all of her family's money on prostitutes? If you're anything like the titular main character in Alice, you'd get revenge, a sense of self-empowerment, and of course some moolah by becoming a prostitute yourself! It's this kind of reinvention that allows Alice to bang strange men and get money to raise her child. The movie is a comedy but the themes of sex positivity and self-worth are no joke. Alice of course experiences ups and downs along the way as she navigates being a hooker, but at the end of the day she's getting paid to have sex, and isn't that really the dream? What's REALLY the dream actually is getting down and dirty with one Philippe de Monts. Like the rest of the cast of Alice, he's French, and while we don't see his baguette, he does flash his puff pastries thirty minutes into the movie while chilling face down in bed. He's hooking up with Alice, and if he's representative of the majority of her clients, then we're definitely envious of this street walking MILF! Philippe de Monts is a bald beauty with one heck of a booty, and his body ain't nothing to shake a stick at either. From the hot sex to the themes of hooking empowerment, Alice will leave you ten inches tall!