American Reunion (2012)

Reunited and it feels so good! It’d been 13 years since the ultra-horny East Great Falls High School class of 1999 graduated, and in 2012 it was time for a reunion. American Reunion (2012) finds our fornication obsessed Pie gang well into adulthood and itching to meet up again with their old buddies. Jim (Jason Biggs) is now a boring dad still married to Michelle (Alyson Hannigan). Stifler (Sean William Scott) is struggling at an office job where everyone hates him. Oz (Chris Klein) is a famous sportscaster, while Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas) is a married architect. And Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas) claims to be a world traveler but really works at Staples. They all get together, for their high school reunion, and soon enough we've got all the American Pie staples: sex mishaps, gross out gags, and nonstop horniness. Stifler's trying to bone Jim's young neighbor Kara (Ali Cobrin). Michelle's trying to get Jim into kinky BDSM stuff. Oz is obsessing over Heather (Mena Suvari). And Finch and Stifler start to fight about trying to bone each other's moms. This film comes in classic American Pie fashion, and they definitely share a slice with us. The most notable scene in the movie has to be Jason Bigg’s breathtaking buns and stunning schlong. That thing's bigger than you'd think! Jason wakes up in the kitchen nude and attempts to cover himself with the lid for a pan. Unfortunately for him (but fortunately for us) the lid is glass, and we see his pressed peen in all its glory. If that cutie pie wants to use Mr. Man's booty as a pie, he's welcome to anytime! Chris Klein ends up doing a sexy striptease for Neil Patrick Harris, which lets us see that his abs and chest are somehow way more defined than when he was playing a high school lax star! Chris would have us tearing off his Calvin Kleins! American Reunion will have your hand and hard-on reuniting like it's 1999!