Assless Clothing

Okay, so we know that you probably just want to see a dude completely nude without any clothes hindering your view. Yeah, we get it. But sometimes a quick peek or flash can be just as pervy and titillating as full-on nudity. For those of you who like a tease, Mr. Man has created a playlist with some of your favorite actors peeking through an apron, a hospital gown, or some sexy chaps. Skinjoy everybody! Matthew McConaughey shows some butt and backsack through his gown in Dallas Buyers Club. Denzel Washington’s cheeks make an appearance in Flight. Jason Segel goes sunny side up while making breakfast in The Five-Year Engagement. Jack Nicholson flashes some ass in Something’s Gotta Give. Tom Cruise wakes up drunk and sexy in some revealing chaps in Rock of Ages. Matthew McConaughey goes ass out on stage in Magic Mike. Chris Hemsworth gives a bit of cheek in Thor. Jason Statham hospital gown flaps in the wind while riding his motorcycle in Crank. Stellan Skarsgård serves up some ass in Mamma Mia! Rick Hoffman butts out of his hospital gown on an episode of Suits. A.J. Goodrich and Brenden Gregory add some explicit action in Interior. Leather Bar. Henry Baker Judd sports a jock and his sheriff’s hat in Cruising. Keith Poulson heats up the hospital with his heine in Somebody Up There Likes Me. Eric Allan Kramer expertly models some assless chaps in American Wedding. Brad Pitt moons the mental ward in Twelve Monkeys. Richard Buonagurio wows in his apron while doing some light housework in NSFW: Not Safe For Work.