Big Stan (2007)

The brief era of Rob Schneider leading man vehicles came to an ignominious end with Big Stan (2007), in which the SNL alum stars as Stan Minton, a real estate con artist whose sins finally catch up with him and land him three years in the big house. Fortunately for him, the judge gives him six months to reorganize the charity he manages before reporting to jail, and he uses that time to train with a mysterious man known only as The Master (David Carradine) to ensure he makes it through the next three years alive! Outside of an early role for future Twilight star Jackson Rathbone, there's not much here to talk about, particularly with the torrent of homophobic jokes. But Schneider shows his butt in the shower, later fighting with Salvator Xuereb, and let's not forget Bob Sapp's striptease in the prison yard!