Cousin Bette (1998)

Jessica Lange is Cousin Betty (1998), a poor seamstress in Paris who promises her wealthy cousin that she will care for her husband and daughter after she dies. The cousin’s husband never sees Bette as anything more than a poor housekeeper, so she leaves the comforts of his home for a lousy apartment and the love of a starving sculptor. After the sculptor spurns her for the affections of her niece, Bette enlists a famous courtesan to help her with her plot to destroy the people who have wronged her. Hell hath no fury like a spinster scorned.

Oh Paris, the city of lights and chocolate covered man meat. Aiden Young plays a lusty Count who falls under the spell of Jenny the courtesan. After covering each other is chocolate they start melting in each others mouths as well as their hands and hips. Young is on top and his candy covered curvature is happily humping.  The chocolaty couple experience coitus interruptus and if you look hard enough, you get the quickest glimpse of Young’s chocolate dipped candy cane as he stands up.