Desperado (1995)

Antonio Banderas is the Desperado (1995) and he’s got a grudge to settle with the drug lord who shot him through his hand, forever preventing him from playing the guitar again. Thankfully, the wound didn’t interfere with his shooting skills, which are ample and explode about ten minutes in wild bloodletting action. The movie features hip cameos from Quentin Tarantino as a low-life barfly, Cheech Marin as the bartender who serves the worst beer in Mexico and Steve Buscemi. But it’s Banderas’ erotic lovemaking scene with Salma Hayek that steals the show. Banderas ravishes Salma, giving us fleeting flashes of the gun-toting hunk’s romance novel cover body. The sight of a shirtless Banderas will have you playing with your piece.