El Conde (2023)

El Conde is a beautiful shot but violent black-and-white Spanish-language Netflix movie that satirizes Chile's bumpy political history. Jaime Vadell portrays a dictator named Augusto Pinochet who is actually a vampire. By feeding on blood he has been able to live for two hundred and fifty years, but El Conde finds Pinochet at a turning point. He's tired of the whole rigmarole of being a violent bloodthirsty fascist and is ready to throw in the towel. It's a twisted premise that is a can't-miss for movie buffs... and just buff buffs! That's because in one gruesome scene, we see Eyal Meyer, in the role of a rugby player, fully naked. Sure, he's covered in blood and his heart has just been snatched from his chest, but forget about the movie magic for one second to appreciate that hot Chilean cock. When it comes to nudity, we have no chill... ean!