Grey Owl (2000)

Back before white people were pretending to be Native Americans to get sweet gigs teaching at prestigious colleges, you had to really love the culture to become what Native communities now derisively call "Pretendians." The OG of this had to be Archie G-O, as in British schoolboy turned fake Native American author and conservationist Archie Grey Owl (Pierce Brosnan). In Richard Attenorough's biopic of him, Grey Owl (1999), we meet Archie back when he was just British schoolboy Archibald Belaney. He's obsessed with Native American's and their appreciation of nature, so even though it's the 1930's he heads to Canada to become a fur trapper. He's pretty decent at it, despite faking his Native heritage, so much so that city girl from the Mohawk tribe Anahareo (Annie Galipeau) asks him to teach her all about life in the woods. Of course, they end up falling in love! She encourages him to write a book, which he does, only for all that attention to bring some serious suspicion pouring on top of him. Perhaps it was not a wise thing for Grey Owl to have sought literary fame? Someone shows their ass here? But hooo? Hooo? Of course it's Pierce! In one love scene we get some brief crackage when he rolls on top of his galpal Annie Galipeau. That'll have your peepee pitching a teepee! In another amazing scene, he walks nude out of a pond, and we get a full back view of his dynamic English rump. How many licks to get to the center of that thing? At the time this movie was shot Piece was 46-years-old, but clearly had the ass of a man half his age. His tight buns in Grey Owl will have your head spinning all the way around!