Habermann (2010)

The 2010 movie Habermann was coined by The New York Times as a "wartime soap opera" but we had no idea just how much soap would be involved! Yes, we're talking about a very soapy group male shower scene. But more on that later. Habermann tells the lesser-told tale of Germans living in the Sudetenland who were evicted from their own land during World War II. Our main character August Habermann (played by the hunky Mark Waschke) runs a mill that employs workers who face persecution. In order to save their lives as well as keep his mill going, Habermann takes a page from Schindler's playbook and risks his own status to help others. This historical drama won't go down as one of the most prestigious ones ever produced, but it will go down as one of the sexiest. After all, you can't spell Habermann without MAN! Mark Waschke is a studly actor with a great body, and in one scene we get to see his fat ass as he plows a woman in bed. Excuse me sir, would you like some fries with that shake? In another scene Mark takes a group shower with a bunch of fully nude men. They're all soaped up, and while we can't see Mark's penis or butt, we get plenty of nudity from the other dudes! If you're going to make a war movie, make sure it features a group shower. As they say. From the subject matter to the execution to the booty, Habermann really is a can't-miss movie. It will have you Habermannhandling yourself!