Harvest (2025)

The 2025 surrealistic Marxist historical flick Harvest is about as heady as they come, but thankfully, Caleb Landry Jones' ass is here to make it palatable for everyone! Harvest is about a pivotal moment in history for a small town, when a king makes his mark by divvying up the land and claiming it for his own. Capitalism smacks the townspeople in the face like a big ol booty, and Walter Thirsk (Caleb Landry Jones) finds himself at the middle of the drama. He becomes a liaison between the king and the townspeople, as he's loyal to the king after working for him, but also sympathetic to the townspeople, as he's dating the town widower. Since Walter has the lay of the land, the king tasks him with mapping out the various districts. But little does Walter know that this map will become a blueprint for the king to claim the land on which the town stands. There's a lot to think about, and a lot for your dink to think about, since Caleb gives us a close-up shot of his wet ass when he goes skinny dipping in a river! Forget the land, we want to see his gland!