Iced (1988)

The 80s are famous for two things - tan lines and crazy softcore straight sex scenes in which a man's crotch is nowhere near the woman. Thankfully both of these things are alive and well in the 80s-tastic B-movie Iced! In this low-budget thriller a group of friends are enticed into a free ski trip. The only string attached is that they're invited there by a murderer! He's looking to get revenge and he's doing it in the most elaborate way possible - a ski getaway from hell. It's worse than a timeshare presentation! As we said, the tan lines are tan-lining here, which makes up for any deficiencies in the plot and production of Iced. A trio of retro hotties - Joseph Alan Johnson, Ron Kologie, and Doug Stevenson - all show their booties in different scenes. Turns out? Iced is hot!