The Final Terror (1983)

A trip to an extremely remote section of the woods spells disaster for a group of hikers in the slasher flick The Final Terror (1983). Okay, back when this was filmed in 1981 there hadn't been a million of those movies made already, so you'll have to bear with the cliche plot. It'll be worth it for the bare buns! When Jim (Jim Youngs) and Lori (Lori Butler) lose control of their motorbike and crash, their lives take a turn for the worse. With Jim hurt, Lori must go and try to find some help. With Lori away, Jim meets up with a disguised, deranged killer who stalks the forest, picking off unsuspecting people one by one. Later, a group of friends, including the mysterious man named Eggar (Joe Pantoliano) head into the same woods for a camping trip, thinking it'll be fun to go deep into the forest where nobody can disturb them. Instead, they sit around a campfire telling a disturbing story about a psycho who fled to the woods with his equally insane mother. The next morning, some of them are missing, and not long after that they keep getting attacked by a camouflaged figure. What's going on? Well, you can probably guess after finding out that lots of critics thought this one might have ripped off Friday the 13th (1980), and it only became well known when Daryl Hannah became a star. How's The Final Terror's nudity? Not terrible, but not all that great. Grease 2 (1982) star Adrian Zmed shows his chest lying in bed, with a pretty sweet cross chain just above his abs. Ernest Harden Jr. is a hardbodied black dude going shirtless as he tries to drag a raft down the river, but the sole skin scene comes via Mark Metcalf. Mark's banging a girl in a stream, right up until someone slashes him from behind. No sex, that's slasher rule number one! At least we get to see his buns right before he gets off, then gets offed. You'll have a massive woody watching those dude flee through the woods in The Final Terror!