Jamestown (2017-2018)

The Pilgrims up North in Plymouth might get all the hype, but before they hit the scene there was Jamestown (2017). This British drama from the creators of Downton Abbey about early English settlers in America kicks off in 1619 when, in addition to slaves first being introduced to American soil, a group of women head over to Virginia betrothed to marry the horny, lonely dudes who already live on the settlement. While Jocelyn (Naomi Battrick) is betrothed to a rich fella who is highly thought of and who she'd vibed with a little back in England (Gwilym Lee), Alice (Sophie Rundle) is stuck with an angry, bitter man (Max Beesley) who thinks she's property to be violated at will, while Verity (Niamh Walsh) is stuck with a lowlife drunk (Dean Lennox Kelly). The new arrivals change the dynamics of the settlement: bringing power, desire, love triangles and survival to the New World. Alice falls in love with her hubby's hot brother Silas (Stuart Martin) who tries to kill his brother to steal his girl, the tobacco plantation owners are at constant risk of people screwing them out of their land, the Natives keep attacking, and all sorts of other drama went down over the show's three season run. There's even a secret treasure map! Hopping in a rat-infested boat to traverse the Atlantic en route to a world full of disease, death and starvation might not sound all that appealing, but it'll make sense when you see how hot the dudes are these settlers get to settle down with. We want to focus on some of the masculine settlers in Jamestown like Dean Lennox Kelly who shows off his bare ass and cock when he wakes up naked outside! That cock is all-American goodness, arousing New Worlds in us. His brother, Stuart Martin, is even beefier though we only see him showing off his pecs and oozing sex in a shirtless scene. Meanwhile, Burn Gorman makes out with Andre Flynn, who might look like a lady, but is actually sporting a dong! Either way, after seeing his tight ass, you can't go wrong! Mr. Man would swim across the ocean for a chance to go to pound town with a dude from Jamestown!