Java Heat (2013)

For decades, hot hunks steamed up the big screen in such sizzling pics as Heat (1972), The Beast in Heat (1977), Body Heat (1981), Red Heat (1988), In the Heat of Passion (1992), Tropical Heat (1993), In the Heat of the Sun (1994), Heat (1995), Heat Wave (2011), and Java Heat (2013). In fact, the latter flick has Mr. Man in a cold sweat due to the dudity of handsome hunk Kellan Lutz. Under the direction of Conor Allyn (who co-wrote the screenplay with Rob Allyn), this R rated flick mixes action and adventure with the crime and mystery genres. The plot kicks in after an explosion goes off. When a suicide bomber strikes in Indonesia, FBI agent Jake Travers (Lutz) goes undercover as a graduate student in an attempt to catch the culprit. Determined to bring the bomber to justice, Jake teams up with a Muslim detective, Lieutenant Hashim (Ario Bayu), to hunt down Malik (Mickey Rourke), an international jewel thief with ties to terrorist organizations. Armed with a six-pack and vengeance, Travers must travel until he finds the bad guys before any more mayhem and carnage ensue. Along the way, we encounter Achmed (Mike Muliadro), Anton (Rio Dewanto), General Sriyono (Frans Tumbuan), Jim (Nick McKinless), Ling (Verdi Solaiman), Rani (Uli Auliani), and the skin on Mr. Lutz. Fast forward to the 01:15:55 mark to see Kellan’s bare back and side butt as he receives a massage, sans release. Nevertheless, this nude dude may set off a bomb in your fatigues!