Tom DiCillo's weirdo black comedy Johnny Suede (1992) stars Brad Pitt as the titular character, a pompadoured pretty boy with a dream as big as his hair—to be a rock star just like Ricky Nelson himself. All he needs is a pair of black suede shoes, which magically appear and make his life all but complete, except for a lovely girl to share it with. Even though Alison Moir has a heat-packing man Brad starts seeing her on the regular. Oh, yes Brad can play a ladies man, and with an ass that looks that good even when cover by a pair of undies, dudes and dudettes alike will want to get with this stud. Now if only Mr. Pitt was willing to reveal the depths of his dangling bits.