Last Ferry (2019)

You won’t last long while watching Last Ferry (2019), not to be confused with the French-Italian classic Last Tango in Paris (1972), the Polish pic The Last Ferry (1989), the Turkish flick Last Summer (2021) or the Swedish-English film Last Man Down (2021). This American mystery centers around Joseph (played by Ramón Olmos Torres who also wrote and co-produced the movie). The plot kicks in when he leaves his Manhattan digs to vacation on Fire Island, where he plans on exploring his budding homosexuality. But while on holiday, he witnesses a murder. To make matters worse, he’s doped up. To further complicate the situation, the stranger who drugged him turns out to be the killer! Don’t you just hate when that happens? Inspired by the thriller Stranger by the Lake (2013) and the chiller diller The Wailing (2016), Last Ferry received a Jury Award for Best US Feature at the North Carolina Gay & Lesbian Festival. Of course, Mr. Man was won over by the movie’s dudity. A shirtless Myles Clohessy dons black undies when he’s put to bed by topless hotties Sheldon Best and Mr. Torres. If that’s not arousing enough, he later reveals his abs and ass while snoozing in the sack. Not to be outdone, Sheldon and Ramón steam up the screen when they show off their wet pecs and same-sex preferences as they make out in the shower together. When’s the Last Ferry? Who cares. Once you see these sexy studs, you’ll want to stay all night long!