Mad Cows (1999)

This British comedy tells the story of single mother whose postnatal state of mind leads her on a crazy chase to save her sanity and her child.

The dashing Greg Wise gets into the holiday spirit by covering his dick with an ornament in one scene. When he is interrupted while in bed with his girlfriend, he crawls out of bed and exposes his toned body and taut tush, but has the Sense and Sensibility to hold an ornament in front of himself to cover up while he reaches for a robe. His effort really is for naught, because as he pulls on the robe you can hit the pause button and get a nice view of his sausage after all. Judging by the size of it, his girlfriend won’t be going hungry this holiday season.