Naked Boys Singing (2007)

Is there skin in Naked Boys Singing (2007)? Look at the title! But if you’re asking, “Are they really showing everything?” All we have to say is be glad this flesh-flashing flick isn’t in 3D because you’d probably lose an eye! Not to be confused with the racy romp The First Nudie Musical (1976), Naked Boys Singing was originally produced as a medley of songs that poke fun at gay life. Thanks to the direction of Robert Schrock and Troy Christian, the Off-Broadway hit is immortalized via celluloid. Like the risqué play, this skinematic adaptation covers topics from love and loss to body image and desire. Best of all, it does so without clothing! In other words, once you hear the naked guys sing — “The Bliss of a Bris,” “Fight the Urge”, “Jack’s Song (I Beat My Meat),” “Members Only”, “Muscle Addiction”, “The Naked Maid,” and “Perky Little Porn Star” — you won’t be able to get these melodies out of your head. Speaking of heads, keep yours up during the opening and final numbers since that’s when the comely cast goes full frontal on stage! Check out the collective pecs, buns, pubes, and junk on Anthony Manough, Jaymes Hodges, Joe Souza, Kevin Stea, and Phong Truong four minutes into the movie. The same can be said of their encore at the pic’s 01:19:30-minute mark. When you get a gander at their bare chests and flopping peens, you’ll want to give these uninhibited pervformers a standing ovation — in your jeans!