Red Right Hand (2024)

Red Right Hand is your classic tough-guy-comes-out-of-retirement-for-one-last-job movie, and thankfully a very buff and beefy Orlando Bloom is at a stage in his daddyhood in which he's perfect for this sort of role. He plays a man named Cash attempting to lead a quiet life in a rural town. Everything is well and good for Cash until crime boss Big Cat (Andie MacDowell) threatens his family and his community. The tagline for Red Right Hand is "God. Family. Survival." but it should be "Arms. Pecs. Abs." That's because Orlando Bloom is ripped and ready to show off all of his hard work at the gym in a sexy shirtless scene! However, for as hot as Bloom is in Red Right Hand, he's upstaged by Zach Meiser, who flashes his shredded body, and his ass, while collecting his clothes at the request of Big Cat herself. Who wants to give these boys a Red Right Handjob?