Dracula (2013-2014)Sexy, shirtless, straight Ep. 01x07 | 00:11:39 Jonathan goes shirtless to give the "bat" to Victoria Smurfit in bed. You'll want to garlick him!
Catastrophe (2015-2019)Sexy, straight, shirtless Ep. 01x01 | 00:22:04 Rob grunts his way through some sweaty sexual intercourse, giving us the slightest look at his bare chest.
Bosch (2014-2017)Sexy, shirtless Ep. 01x06 | 00:03:36 "Hey Mom, It's me, Jonathan. Yeah, I'm just calling to say that I'll be playing a nude dead guy in my next acting gig. I made it, momma. I made it!"
Spotless (2015)Sexy, bulge, shirtless, underwear Ep. 01x01 | 00:31:25 Marc-Andre strips down to his undies and throws his clothes in a washing machine before hitting the shower, though sadly, we don't get to see any of his best bits!
The Beach (2000)Sexy, shirtless, straight 01:05:02 Tilda Swinton rides Leo's dick-caprio during sitting up sex in a tented bed. Shadowy pecs, still hot.
Bullet to the Head (2012)Sexy, shirtless, underwear 00:35:08 Sylvester is packing in more ways than one. The Italian Stallion and Brian do some intense fighting in their underwear. No matter who loses, we win!
Mr. Brooks (2007)Sexy, shirtless, straight 00:14:08 Ross rests in peace in bed. Unfortunate for us, his lady friend's head blocks our view of the good stuff.
Cat Run (2011)Sexy, prosthetic 01:36:42 Alphonso McAuley does a little song and dance before whipping out his giant prosthetic pork as a distraction tactic.
The Sopranos (1999-2006)Sexy, bathing suit, shirtless Ep. 04x12 | 00:50:23 James lounges in the pool and emerges to show off his large and in-charge body.