So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

So I Married an Axe Murderer is a 1993 dark comedy that didn't connect with audiences upon release, and instead took its sweet time developing a cult following over the past decades. But we don't know what took people so long to warm up to this flick. One look at Mike Myers' surprisingly hot ass and we were sold! So I Married an Axe Murderer is about a man named Charlie (Myers) who seemingly meets the woman of his dreams (Nancy Travis). Her name is Harriet and she works at a butcher shop. While their relationship goes smoothly at first, Charlie's mom and best friend start to get a hunch that she might actually be the serial killer making headlines for brutal honeymoon slayings. But love is blind and Charlie refuses to believe that the woman he's waited his entire life for is actually a serial killer. His convictions, however, are tested after the two go on their own honeymoon. And that's all we'll say about that. What we will reveal is that So I Married an Axe Murderer gives Mike's hotness plenty of time to shine. He comes down the staircase in just a towel, and when he goes to hug Harriet's friend, the towel slips down, giving us a look at his squeezable seat meat! In another scene we get to see Mike's bulge as his tighty whities peek out from under his shirt. Mike Myers went on to become a huge celebrity after the release of So I Married an Axe Murderer, but it's so hot to see what he looked like nude way back in 1993. This movie slays!