Strip Search (2004)

Remember 9/11? Everything changed after that day. Even Mr. Man worried if he’d never feel randy again. Fortunately, that concern only lasted for about one second. In fact, just to prove how erection-friendly the new era could be, Sidney Lumet directed a little morality tale for the HBO network called Strip Search (2004) —  not to be confused with the B movie Strip Search (1997). Of course, we must admit that the titillating titles on both of these pics raised our interest just as the casting of Bruno Lastra in this flick raised another part of audience members’ members. As Sharif Bin Said, Bruno plays an Arab held in a New York City prison where he’s detained by FBI agent Ned McGrath (Dean Winters). Needless to say, the incarcerated cutie must undergo a strip search. It’s bad news for his character but good news for us since we get to watch the swarthy stud doff his duds 34 minutes into the film. As such, he shows off his hairy chest and baggy undies. At the insistence of FBI agent Karen Moore (Glenn Close), Sharif must show more, more, more! That means he pulls down his skivvies to expose his huge manbush. If that’s not hot enough, the hottie also bares his sack and shaft! His muscular physique is so striking, even Karen says he’s sexy. She also tells him to open his mouth as if he’s at the dentist’s office. So, that’s why we have an urge to fill Mr. Lastra’s cavity!