Suck Me Shakespeer (2013)

The German comedy F*ck You, Goethe (2013) follows Zeki Müller (Elyas M’Barek), an ex-con fresh out of jail. While looking for loot that he hid underneath a high school gym, Zeki gets confused as a substitute teacher, which becomes a great opportunity for him to retrieve his cash. It’s not all puppy dogs and rainbows for Zeki—he gets assigned to the worst class in school, and he finds himself butting heads with Lisi (Karoline Herfurth), an idealistic teacher oozing sex appeal. It’s only a matter of time before the ex-con hooks up with the hot teacher, ends his dishonest ways and becomes an effective educator with an edge. Speaking of edges, Elyas M’Barek will have you on the edge of your seat when you see his amazingly built body in two scenes. We’d like to stay after class with this teacher!